Top 5 Ice Cream Flavours

I was scrolling through the list of categories I have created for this blog, and spotted on called Top Fives. I seem to remember last year doing a couple of top fives, one on cheese and one on something else. Since the Phantom Ice Cream van post, I thought I might as well do my top five ice cream flavours. My mostest favourite flavour is a bit of a cheat, because it’s actually two flavours in the form of a milkshake. It’s Baskin Robbins (oh and here manufacturer’s count as well) 1 scoop Rocky Road and 1 scoop Gold Medal Ribbon in a milkshake. Since this is moving quite some way from the top five list, I am not including it here.

The Skelly Rocker’s Top Five Ice Creams:

  1. Co-op Truly Irresistible  Chocolate Ice Cream
  2. Baskin Robbins Rocky Road
  3. Haag and Daz Pralines and Cream
  4. Ben & Jerry’s Cookie Dough
  5. Mackies Vanilla Ice Cream

Suprised that a super market chin comes top of that list? you obviously haven’t tried it. What’s your top five?

TSR.

The Phantom Ice Cream Van of Cove Bay

Progress with The Death Bogle is slow, and I am still only on Episode 6. My intention now is to finish writing the whole thing in Pages, and then post it on a weekly basis (all nicely set up so I can forget about it). Once the last post goes out – I have no idea how many Episodes there might be at the moment – I will put the whole thing on the site as a PDF for download, so that you can read it all in a oner.

In the meantime, here is a complete Simon Tan story – short sharp shock if you like. Not sure I’m happy about the ending, but I promised at least a blog a week and I am rapidly running out of days. Read more

Going to St. John’s

Maybe it’s the early mornings, but I was thinking how complex life and society is. I’m on my way to New Foundland for a week of meetings and work, and I was thinking about the sum effort required for me to get there and do my job. The result of all this effort started long before I left the house, actually it started long before I was born. Simply getting up required centuries of science and technological development to make sure that my alarm clock went off in time (GMT) to make sure I didn’t miss the flight. Read more

Darwin & The Pimped Ride

The cold snap currently being experienced in the UK is turning into a frozen round of applause. I can’t say a smug smile didn’t pass over my face this morning as I crawled past three separate incidents on the road to work. No one was hurt, only the pride of the Chavs in their ridiculously modified Citroen Saxo’s and Vauxhall Corsa’s. While I’m sure the cars themselves would have survived the journey at the hands of someone with more experience and less testosterone, these pre-pubescent, Burberry clad numpties clearly weren’t about to let a little thing like skating rink conditions on the roads stop them from driving like complete assholes. It was wonderful to watch Darwin’s theory of evolution in action.

Of course, these kids are too young to remember a harsh winter, like that of ’79 – never mind driving in one. At least it’s thoughtful of them to give their insurance companies a nice New Year’s gift – higher premiums.

TSR.

Clear Your Car!

If there’s one thing that really ticks me off in this weather, it’s people who don’t take the time or effort to properly clear the snow from their cars. Invariably they are 4X4 drivers who possibly feel that it won’t matter if they leave 6 inches of snow over the bonnet and roof of their over-sized cars, as this won’t present any problems to them getting where they feel they need to be. However, for most of us driving normal sized cars it’s a real pain as the snow flies off and onto the windscreen or road, increasing the danger of already hazardous driving conditions.

The other day when I was heading home, foot long chunks of ice a coupe of cm thick were sliding off the back of the trailer of an articulated lorry. At every roundabout, some would slide off the side and onto the pavement. Anyone who would have been hit by this flying ice would have had a nasty whack and possibly a serious injury. OK so it’s not so easy to clear the roof of a curtained sided trailer, but 4X4 drivers have no excuse. A long handled, soft bristled broom would do the job without damaging the paintwork of their death wagon. Why don’t you get the hell out of bed five minutes earlier and take time to make the roads a bit safer for everyone you selfish bastards!

TSR.

Winter

Looking out at you,

Old man Winter,

You look like I won’t be warm again.

Your cold sharp heart,

And blinding sun,

Your razor wind,

And eternal ice.

Your time is coming, sunshine,

will warm our hearts.

Today is cold,

And tomorrow maybe.

But you are nothing more,

Than a seasoning.

A condiment of a year’s feast.

Don’t think that you,

Are the only thing,

On the menu!

Happy New Year 2010

A Great Big

Happy New Year

To All & Sundry

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New Year’s Resolutions

With only a couple of days to go before the next decade, I thought I would lay down some new year’s resolutions which I can break come February. I have broken them down into various categories and will revisit later in the year. Read more

Help! Spider Robinson!

No, wait. that should be: Help Spider Robinson! And more specifically his wife Jeanne who is dying of cancer and are fighting to pay the bills.

If you have ever stumbled across this blog by acciedent  (I know it’s the only way I ever find it) and looked at the links page you will see a link to the StarShipSofa podcast a once amateur and now highly acclaimed podcast of “all things sci-fi” A not infrequent contributor to this i-mag is Spider Robinson, a man whose literary talent cannot be fully expounded in a lunchtime blog. Suffice to say I still blame him for losing my toenail in a Madeira swimming pool. He was in Vancouver. He’s that good!

Anyway I digress. Those of us who love sci-fi and the short form of the genre are always locking phasers over at StarShipSofa, when the original call went out from Larry Santoro (also see links page). 100% of any money used to purchase Larry Santoro’s excellent e-book, “Lord Dickens’s Declaration,” will go directly to the Robinsons. Here’s the link: http://www.starshipsofa.com/shop/lord-dickenss-declaration/
December the 30th is the last day to buy this so get moving. Anyone familiar with Larry’s work will know that this is going to be a fantastic tale and for an excellent cause. Don’t hang around here any longer – get over to StarShipSofa and buy the damned book.

TSR.

The Frozen North

The tag line to this blog is “Words and Pictures from the Frozen North”. OK, I do not live at the North pole. In fact I do not even live in one of the traditionally cold, but unaccountably populated areas such as Anchorage, Calgary, or Svalbard. While the summers are never very warm in the North East of Scotland, the winters are never too harsh. At least they hadn’t been until this year. Driving to work this morning, I left the house at 7:30 am and the temperature was at -3.5 °C. By the time I reached work, which is inland a bit, it was -10! For the North East of Scotland, this is cold! This is very very cold. What’s interesting is that I can’t tell the difference between -3 and -10. If it was 10 versus 15 degrees, I would notice, but it seems to be that after a certain point, you just don’t notice how cold it is getting.

I spent Christmas at the in-laws which is about 100 mile trip. Normally it takes about two to two and a half hours to get there (depending on traffic), but with incredibly icy roads over the hills, it was more like three to three and a half. And there is no sign of it letting up. Five day forecast shows sub-zero temperatures all the way with more warnings of heavy snowfall. It’s starting to feel like this little place on the planet will never be warm again.

TSR.